Smoked salmon (enough to satisfy the whole of my family on Christmas morning), a deliciously chewy bagel, and heaps of cream cheese, capers and shallots.
I was working on this dish of dreams for about half an hour.
It was an exceedingly happy start to the day and kept hunger locked up until I came across pound cake at mid-morning break.
I am now fairly convinced that I'm a fat person trapped inside a thin person's body. And I doubt Fatty's going to be happy with the confinement for much longer.